rozentias-deactivated20240103:

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(via bromantically)

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

soberscientistlife:

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand

People hardly ever change their minds in front of you…the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization

(via audkitty)

officially-gender:

malewifecastiel:

I was thinking about what gender sometimes feels like and i made this list:

- boygirl

- girlboy

- not today

- eldritch horror

- 11 inches emo boy (ayesha)

- perry the platypus

- diva (fem)

- diva (masc)

- slaygirl

- fag

- pretty💗

- remy (the rat)

- literally just a girl

- boy (sad)

- queen💅

- blonde

- poetry not pronouns

- fairy

- midwest emo

- ethel cain

- biblically accurate angel

official gender post

yourlocalxiaosimp:

maryland-officially:

crowthekiller:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

vinzgamer:

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

hestia-the-freak:

thegreatgeodo:

hestia-the-freak:

thegreatgeodo:

hestia-the-freak:

mildlybizarrecorvid:

hestia-the-freak:

angelicassassinations:

my-dad-named-me-goose:

angelicassassinations:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

thegreatgeodo:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

thegreatgeodo:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

thegreatgeodo:

my-mom-named-me-duck:

canned ravioli

THEY COME IN CANS???

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?

BECAUSE I’M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????

DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CANNED RAVIOLI

THAT’S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT’S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF

DUDE WE’RE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE

…what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?

@dumb-but-happy

Get the fucking gun

WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE

It’s toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled

YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1

REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI

NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI

IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN IT’S A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN???????

WHAT IN MY MOTHERS HOLY PANTHEON DO YOU MEAN IT’S CRUNCHY???? ANY TYPE OF PASTA SHOULDN’T BE CRUNCHY YOU FUCKWAD

PASTA?

PASTA!?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, “ah yeas beloved pasta”

no but I look at this and think its pasta

oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????

Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there’s no way otherwise

I wish I was

and don’t worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination

WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI

This post is a mess

silenthillmutual:

silenthillmutual:

i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

it isnt actually good or normal to have moral dilemmas every day about which posts you reblog. it isn’t actually good or normal to check and recheck every message you send “just in case” you sent porn instead of a ‘hi how are you’. it isn’t actually good or normal to believe that your day will only go well if you have a specific keychain or whatever with you. like i’m not going to diagnose you but i do think some of you need to look into obsessive-compulsive disorder beyond “ha ha funny man wash his hands” portrayals.

(via becquerel)

makingimages:

threebooksoneplot:

threebooksoneplot:

oh boy oh boy the official lego twilight set has been revealed ✨

(tysm to Fideo for tipping us off!)

including the absolutely crucial long hair option for minifig jacob

(via ultward)

tigriivy:

I made this out of the rage I felt from seeing transphobic, butchphobic and enbyphobic comments in my tl.

Being a lesbian is part of my identity too and I refuse to let other people tell me I am not a lesbian just because I don’t fit their binary perception of things. It’s so sad to see other lesbians shitting on butches and gender non-conforming or non-binary lesbians.

But hey, we are here and we’re not going anywhere, I am not going anywhere. I’ve always been a loud lesbian and I’ll always be.

Keep being loud, proud and gentle with other lesbians and be fierce with the ones who try to erase us.

(via mrpinchy)

cassandracalin:

rosecrystal:

visenyaism:

litzeaux:

visenyaism:

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

imo it’s not that deep, or it wasn’t that deep when these jokes were only between women, particularly friends. if i go to goodwill and spend $50 and say “haha girl math!” to my friend who also spent too much money at goodwill, it’s because i’m filled with the joy of acquired trinkets & excited to take them home with me. it doesn’t mean i don’t understand the value of $50, it doesn’t mean i didn’t have $50 to spend. it has nothing to do with girls = dumb because girls already know they’re not dumb. then men got ahold of it and now i can’t say “haha girl dinner” on a pic of diet coke and weed without some idiot accusing me of bimbofying drug addiction or whatever the fuck because they saw a meme post, assuming i have diet coke and weed for dinner every day, but have no idea i actually had a popeye’s 3-piece w/mac & cheese. and a diet coke.

If you spend too much money shopping and decide to blame that on you being a girl as an adult, own it. That’s what you’re doing. You are the one putting that idea out into the world and normalizing it in your social circle. You know you’re not dumb, but “‘girl math’ is when you spend too much money shopping” is not a statement that anyone can make without misogynistic social consequences. If you wanna die on this hill for your right to make sexist jokes go for it, but you are responsible for those consequences as much as anyone else.

It IS that deep, and you know it’s that deep because when you hear men make those jokes you get the appropriate level of angry. Why do YOU want to make jokes where the punchline is that the only math women can do is be bad at budgeting? What do you get out of that?

(via safestsephiroth)

mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said ‘it can’t be that bad you haven’t started howling like a sad dog yet’ and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I’ve ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?’

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

(via mrpinchy)

evilvarric666-archive:

Hey you should totally recruit me. Yeah I’ve spent the last year in a solitary confinement cell hopped up on my own imbalanced brain chemicals and talking to cats about magic theory. I’m definitely not going to go monkey mode on the first templar who looks at me funny. I totally remember how to be a human. *grabs Warden-Commander’s hand* I Love You.

(via fitemilk)

yeehawgeek:

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic